there is only one person that can make things happ

"make your wildest dreams reality"

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via distraction)

whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

(Source: mechapuppy, via distraction)

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via distraction)

(via marcemarcela)

(Source: kbfoto, via caitiau)

It’s not just about sex. Don’t get me wrong. Sex is fucking great, but when you have a connection with someone, when you feel so strong for someone, just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak. You just can’t beat that.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via impossibleirony)

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